Welcome to the Pink Submarine Inquirer newspaper.
How do I find my True Self? What is my mission in life? What will I do if my boss catches me reading the Pink Submarine at the office? This newspaper will attempt to answer this an other life-and-death questions.
On reading the Submarine, you might as well feel as if this paper was written by Oprah Winfrey and Ernest Hemingway but edited, corrected and “improved” by Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian after smoking weed. Well, not quite. None of this newspaper’s staff writers could even dream of lifting themselves to the literary quality or IQ of Paris, Kim or Justin Bieber.
Ready for a journey into the minds and exemplary lives of these writers who wisely ignore Rhonda Byrne, Paulo Coehlo or even Sartre but know first-hand how to find one’s true passion and be crazy in love with life? Let’s go…